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I like my cats cheshired.

I mean ALL of them Sam I Am.

I mean ALL of them Sam I Am.

Pretty awesome little contest between the two cities, kudos to both mayors… or whomever works for them that came up with the idea.

…Go Giants

Now how big of a mind f*** would it be if two guys dressed up ran by after you saw this sign?

I get it, campaigns cost money… but I want to meet ANYONE who wants Joe Biden’s approval when they are about to have a cold one.

Believe it America!

Method.

Madness.

Note, if you don’t listen to Santa’s official brand guidelines you will automatically get coal in your stocking!

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This image captures why I am jobless, at least I tried right?

This image captures why I am jobless, at least I tried right?

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Turns out the world isn’t run by green, its run by blue and red.

Adorable dog is too adorable for words. See the full gallery here

Adorable dog is too adorable for words. See the full gallery here